Chuck Norris stepped onto the bus and looked around. The man was nowhere in sight. Suddenly, Chuck glimpsed him. He was in a car driving parallel right next to the bus. The man noticed Chuck and smiled menacingly, making sure to make visible the briefcase that contained the bomb's detonator. Chuck Norris looked at his watch: 6:57. Only three minutes remained until the bomb detonated automatically. He knew that he had to stop that car. He yelled at all the passengers of the bus to get out of the way. They obliged, and Chuck opened all of the windows on the side of the bus next to the car. Without thinking twice, he leapt out of the bus' window and onto the roof of the car with the briefcase. His watch read 6:58. The drivers' seat window opened and Chuck felt a hand trying to pull him off the the side of the car. Norris then freed his hand from the other man's grasp and punched wildly at where he thought the driver would be. One of his punches connected and, with Chuck's supernatural strength, knocked out the driver. He then hopped off the top of the car to the ground. He was unarmed. The man holding the briefcase slowly got out of the car and raised a pistol. Chuck acted as if to surrender, lowering himself toward the ground with his hands in the air. Suddenly, though he sprang up and delivered the man a roundhouse kick to the face, knocking him unconscious. His watch read 6:59:38, and he still had to disarm the bomb's detonator. He ran to the car and found the bomb in the front seat. There was a four-digit pass code required and, naturally, he guessed correctly on his first try. The bomb was disarmed, and Chuck Norris had saved the day once again.
PS
Wrote this 1/3/11, just forgot to post it.
